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AmazingSuperPowers: Office Party of the Future
from AmazingSuperPowers 1 hour ago
Ridiculous Hockey Trick Play
Hockey would be a lot more fun if the rules stated: Goals don't matter, internet video views do. This guy is the Wayne Gretzky of those rules. I imagine panicking and throwing something is exactly what I would do if I were in that situation, which doesn't say much for his hockey abilities.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja LiveJournal
from Andrew B. 18 hours ago
I recently got a few minutes to talk to Rob about how he got the idea for "Childrens' Hospital," the differences between an online series and regular TV, and what sucked about hanging around with Jon Stewart.
How did the idea for Childrens' Hospital come about? You're the creator, right?
I am. I am the auteur, as they say. Not unlike Francis Ford Coppola or Chris Elliott. I was at Childrens Hospital in Los Angeles, waiting for my wife and daughter who were in the treatment room. My daughter had popped a ligament out of place and it's a really easy procedure and it took like thirty seconds-- but as I was waiting in the waiting room, this horrible thing happened.
The doors burst open, and in came this total TV hospital-like show where, you know, five nurses and doctors were around this gurney, pushing it really fast. There were LifeFlight helicopter pilots bringing up the rear, there were IV bags, and people yelling the word "stat" a lot. There was practically theme music going on in the background. I was like "Oh man, this is awesome... wait a minute, this is a children's hospital." So that I found it funny or interesting for a second was completely inappropriate.
And then it kind of just went from there?
It all totally fell into place in that one second and was basically written within 15 minutes. The only thing that I got rid of was Maura Tierney. I wanted Maura Tierney as a character to play herself ten years after "ER" but she's an actual doctor now and everyone just tells her to shut the f*ck up.
| Year | Senior |
| School | Laboratory Institute Of Merchandising |
- What’s one thing all guys do that they shouldn’t?
- Guys should not whistle. At all. Especially if they are in a moving vehicle. I have never met a girl that really likes to be whistled at.
- Boxers or briefs? Why?
- I like boxer briefs. It's like if boxers and briefs had a baby. Boxers are way to big and briefs don't really flatter anyone. So I would go with the boxer briefs.
Ethan: Are you also a little disappointed that you haven't seen commercials for this week's games that start with, "From the people who brought you the BCS...it's the Big 12 Championship Game!" Putting things in the BCS's hands is like hiring the producers of Operation Dumbo Drop to win you an Oscar.
Ethan: Do you think there's any way Texas dodges a bullet here? In all likelihood, Oklahoma pounds Missouri, but Missouri is also a very good team. (Loss to Kansas notwithstanding.)
Amir: Not gonna happen. Oklahoma didn't make it this far just to blow it. Here's my question, if Alabama loses a close one to Florida... are they still the best one loss team? And if so, would we see a rematch?!
Ethan: No rematch, but Alabama's incredibly good. They were so much better than Auburn that the Iron Bowl started to get boring in the second quarter. Plus, "John Parker Wilson" is a name that means you're destined to be the successful QB at Bama. It's like the exact opposite of "Freddie Kitchens." Why is no one giving Bama a chance against Florida?
Amir: Two words: No Idea. Wait, I mean, Tim Tebow. Alabama's strength of schedule is also 94th. Face it, they're the Ball State of the SEC and you know it.
Ethan: It's not Bama's fault. They tried to play a hard schedule; they had no way of knowing that road games at Clemson, Arkansas, Georgia, and LSU wouldn't be so impressive at the end of the year. Do you think that somewhere in the country there's a person, be it a fan, coach, or player, who thinks the BCS is a great idea and fully supports it?
How Much of a Douche your RA is
from CH Staff yesterday
Number of "Funarrific" Floor Parties
Likelihood that you will be friends
Number of people's doors always open
"I don't care what you guys do, as long as I don't see it"
How bullsh*t it is that you got busted
Willingness to follow dorm rules
It's the beginning of December and most of us are decked out in scarves and heavy coats. Not Abbey Clancy. She understands that the demand for skin is just as high in the winter as it is in summer. While some models are selfishly hibernating, Abbey is keeping us warm with her extreme hotness.
So remember, while you're nestled up all cozy at home, there's a beautiful woman out there with no shirt on. And though the elements may attempt to dissuade her, this brave soul will continue to grace us with glorious side-boob. Fight on, Abbey Clancy. For all of us, fight on.
Campus Chaos Challenge: Completed
from CH Staff yesterdayWell friends, we've come to the conclusion of the Campus Chaos Challenge. We laughed together, we cried together, and most importantly, we made adequate home movies together. But all good things must come to an end. I guess...see you guys around?
SIKE we still have to announce the winners! I can't believe you guys fell for that. The votes are in, and the winners are, in no particular order besides the order from least to most money:
3rd place, winning $500: Shane Davis with 'Don't Stop Me Now'
2nd place, winning $1,000: Caldwell Tanner with 'Underwear Olympics'
1st place, winning $5,000: Pat Stansik with 'Underwear Race'
Thanks to everyone who played, watched and voted. Now everybody, go out and buy Kodak cameras! Quick! Quicker!
Arrested Development Chicken Dance Montage
From part of a larger series of the top 8 running jokes on Arrested Development, here's every one of the show's chicken dances. The list also includes 'Steve Holt!' and 'Hey Brother,' at last allowing us to write an entire sentence of gibberish to anyone who's never seen the show.
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Wine makes you do strange things at home over Thanksgiving break
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Now that's my kind of mineral
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Awesome URL: Who doesn't?
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Game: Mirror's Edge 2-D, like 3-D with one less D
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If you asked her to the prom, she would say no
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This has got to be the happiest ending to a motorcycle crash ever
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Perfect, a hot girl and a treasure chest
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A beautiful view
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These guys are cool as shell
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Here it is, the original Lazytown Cake Song on infinite loop. So catchy!
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She caught them all
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Science is awesome
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The story is so good, I don't even care if it's real
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Game: Hedgehog Launcher. Send your hedgehog into space
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This is how Mario plays tennis
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A-list celebrity cleavage is the best cleavage
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Do they even sing any more?
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Abigail Clancey better put some clothes on or she'll catch cold
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Feed zombies before they eat you
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