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| Year | Senior |
| School | Penn State |
- Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
- I had a huge crush on my history teacher in high school. Maybe because I went to a Catholic high school and he was one of the only half decent looking teachers that wasn't a nun. I use to roll my skirt especially short for his class and then unroll it when I went to religion class with the nuns. They use to measure our skirts to make sure they were so many inches above the knee.
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.
Would You Rather...
- Do the cooking by the book, or Ddrop that ass down low then pick that motherf*cker up? From Brad
- Be a superhero whose sole power is having the ability to cure anybody of any disease through the course of sexual activities, or be a villian whose determination allows for complete control over the world's resources and nothing can be done to get rid of your reign of terror? From Paul
- Create the world's best TV show, or create the worlds best website? From Matt
- Be as smart as Will from Good Will Hunting, or as good at sports as Pablo Sanchez? From Chace
- Always have muffins made entirely of muffin-tops, or always get an extra nugget in your value meal? From Jordan
- Fly the Millenium Falcon just ONCE or Be a passenger in it twice? From Han
Finally, this week's winner of the Easy WYR Award is Matt, who sent in this.
- Be best friends for life with Jim or Have just one night with Pam From Matt
Sex always wins.
If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.
First Day Of Work vs. First Day Of Classes
from Conor McKeon 2 hours ago
Amazing Christmas Lights
Every year your dad claims to have the best Christmas lights on the block. And he's probably right. Mostly because you don't live on the same street as this dude.
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AmazingSuperPowers: Office Party of the Future
from AmazingSuperPowers 5 hours ago
Ridiculous Hockey Trick Play
Hockey would be a lot more fun if the rules stated: Goals don't matter, internet video views do. This guy is the Wayne Gretzky of those rules. I imagine panicking and throwing something is exactly what I would do if I were in that situation, which doesn't say much for his hockey abilities.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja LiveJournal
from Andrew B. 22 hours ago
I recently got a few minutes to talk to Rob about how he got the idea for "Childrens' Hospital," the differences between an online series and regular TV, and what sucked about hanging around with Jon Stewart.
How did the idea for Childrens' Hospital come about? You're the creator, right?
I am. I am the auteur, as they say. Not unlike Francis Ford Coppola or Chris Elliott. I was at Childrens Hospital in Los Angeles, waiting for my wife and daughter who were in the treatment room. My daughter had popped a ligament out of place and it's a really easy procedure and it took like thirty seconds-- but as I was waiting in the waiting room, this horrible thing happened.
The doors burst open, and in came this total TV hospital-like show where, you know, five nurses and doctors were around this gurney, pushing it really fast. There were LifeFlight helicopter pilots bringing up the rear, there were IV bags, and people yelling the word "stat" a lot. There was practically theme music going on in the background. I was like "Oh man, this is awesome... wait a minute, this is a children's hospital." So that I found it funny or interesting for a second was completely inappropriate.
And then it kind of just went from there?
It all totally fell into place in that one second and was basically written within 15 minutes. The only thing that I got rid of was Maura Tierney. I wanted Maura Tierney as a character to play herself ten years after "ER" but she's an actual doctor now and everyone just tells her to shut the f*ck up.
| Year | Senior |
| School | Laboratory Institute Of Merchandising |
- What’s one thing all guys do that they shouldn’t?
- Guys should not whistle. At all. Especially if they are in a moving vehicle. I have never met a girl that really likes to be whistled at.
- Boxers or briefs? Why?
- I like boxer briefs. It's like if boxers and briefs had a baby. Boxers are way to big and briefs don't really flatter anyone. So I would go with the boxer briefs.
Ethan: Are you also a little disappointed that you haven't seen commercials for this week's games that start with, "From the people who brought you the BCS...it's the Big 12 Championship Game!" Putting things in the BCS's hands is like hiring the producers of Operation Dumbo Drop to win you an Oscar.
Ethan: Do you think there's any way Texas dodges a bullet here? In all likelihood, Oklahoma pounds Missouri, but Missouri is also a very good team. (Loss to Kansas notwithstanding.)
Amir: Not gonna happen. Oklahoma didn't make it this far just to blow it. Here's my question, if Alabama loses a close one to Florida... are they still the best one loss team? And if so, would we see a rematch?!
Ethan: No rematch, but Alabama's incredibly good. They were so much better than Auburn that the Iron Bowl started to get boring in the second quarter. Plus, "John Parker Wilson" is a name that means you're destined to be the successful QB at Bama. It's like the exact opposite of "Freddie Kitchens." Why is no one giving Bama a chance against Florida?
Amir: Two words: No Idea. Wait, I mean, Tim Tebow. Alabama's strength of schedule is also 94th. Face it, they're the Ball State of the SEC and you know it.
Ethan: It's not Bama's fault. They tried to play a hard schedule; they had no way of knowing that road games at Clemson, Arkansas, Georgia, and LSU wouldn't be so impressive at the end of the year. Do you think that somewhere in the country there's a person, be it a fan, coach, or player, who thinks the BCS is a great idea and fully supports it?
Hotlinks
Weird stuff we found on the web
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Cool picture. I promise the artist's comment will make you say "HOLY SH*T WHAT THE HELL!"
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Wine makes you do strange things at home over Thanksgiving break
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Now that's my kind of mineral
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Awesome URL: Who doesn't?
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Game: Mirror's Edge 2-D, like 3-D with one less D
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If you asked her to the prom, she would say no
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This has got to be the happiest ending to a motorcycle crash ever
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Perfect, a hot girl and a treasure chest
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A beautiful view
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These guys are cool as shell
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Here it is, the original Lazytown Cake Song on infinite loop. So catchy!
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She caught them all
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Science is awesome
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The story is so good, I don't even care if it's real
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Game: Hedgehog Launcher. Send your hedgehog into space
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This is how Mario plays tennis
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A-list celebrity cleavage is the best cleavage
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Do they even sing any more?
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Abigail Clancey better put some clothes on or she'll catch cold
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Feed zombies before they eat you
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